Take a scoop of Breyer's Natural Vanilla ice cream. Take a Hershey bar that you have hidden in the refrigerator so that no one will find it. Coarsely chop the Hershey bar and sprinkle over your scoop of ice cream. Drizzle way too much Nutella hazelnut chocolate spread over the ice cream. Use the spoon that is already covered in Nutella to eat said ice cream.
Let your 13-year-old take the final food shot for you. Make sure to complement her on her choice of backgrounds.